OK, I'm not editing this stupid thing by hand any more. I finally figured out how to simply export it from Google Calendar. This was after deleting and trying to re-import multiple times, unsuccessfully. You see, Google Calendar is just way too smart, it stores the UID that comes in your download and simply deleting the event doesn't delete it. Opening up the downloaded file and commenting out the UID seemed to have done the trick.
Anyway, it's a full schedule and subject to lots of change. This is is more of "I'd like to do all this" but reality will be much different.