Exadata Quotes Since I can't talk about Exadata, I'll express my thoughts through movie quotes:

Beerfest
Barry Badrinath:
"I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!"

Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Welcome to Exadata. The first rule of Exadata is: you do not talk about Exadata. The second rule of Exadata is: you DO NOT talk about Exadata!
by rnm1978 and boneist

Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd:
"The first time I set eyes on Exadata, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to..."

Sea Bass' Friend: Kick his ass, Exadata!

Airplane
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about Exadata?

Ace Ventura - Pet Detective
Ace Ventura (or SQL Server to user): If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Ace Ventura: It's ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE.

Office Space
Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right along to Exadata. Now we had a chance to meet this individual, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over it.

Peter Gibbons: I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "Exadata" in a dictionary.

Jerry Maguire
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "Exadata".
h/t Anonymous

2001: A Space Odyssey (novel)
Dr. David Bowman: "...it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of stars!"
by rnm1978

Half Baked
Thurgood Jenkins: I don't do drugs, though. Just Exadata.

Pulp Fiction
Jules from Pulp Fiction: Say "Exadata" again. SAY "EXADATA AGAIN". I dare you, I double dare you. Say Exadata one more time.
by Greg Rahn

Silence of the Lambs
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: "It puts the application on its Exadata, or it gets the hose again."
by Don Seiler

Yeah, cheesy, I know. I was sending these to a co-worker though and it was more fun then. What can you do?

Labels: exadata, funny, oradb

  ¶ 5/12/2010 08:35:00 PM