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Thursday, October 2, 2008
  Go Rays!
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Rayhawks all the Rage!

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Sunday, September 14, 2008
  Precious Memory?
My six year old son is brilliant. He's got my sense of humor with his mother's verbal wit.

This weekend, he says to us, "Mom, remember when I peed on you when I was a baby?" He starts laughing..."aaaah, precious memories."

What? "Precious" memories? Where the hell did he get that from?

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Thursday, July 10, 2008
  Men Are From Venus?
So my wife calls me today to share a funny story.

Apparently my son (Little Chet) asked about metorites. He had seen them on Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius. She starts explaining what they are and the conversation led to talk about the space shuttle and the space station.

LC: What do they do up there?

WIFE: They do all kinds of stuff, experiments, look at planets, etc.

LC: The look at planets? Like Planet Penis?

WIFE: What?!

LC: Planet Penis, the one close to Earth.

WIFE: You mean Venus?

LC: Yeah, that's the one.

He doesn't get "Uranus" yet...

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