Precious Memory?
My six year old son is brilliant. He's got my sense of humor with his mother's verbal wit.
This weekend, he says to us, "Mom, remember when I peed on you when I was a baby?" He starts laughing..."aaaah, precious memories."
What? "Precious" memories? Where the hell did he get that from?
Labels: funny, LC
Men Are From Venus?
So my wife calls me today to share a funny story.
Apparently my son (Little Chet) asked about metorites. He had seen them on Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius. She starts explaining what they are and the conversation led to talk about the space shuttle and the space station.
LC: What do they do up there?
WIFE: They do all kinds of stuff, experiments, look at planets, etc.
LC: The look at planets? Like Planet Penis?
WIFE: What?!
LC: Planet Penis, the one close to Earth.
WIFE: You mean
Venus?
LC: Yeah, that's the one.
He doesn't get "Uranus" yet...
Labels: funny, LC