(NOT) SOFA KING COOL

Some time back, my wife bought me one of those Sofa King Cool t-shirts.
I typically wear it around the house or as an undershirt, so I can do the Superman-ripping-his-shirt-open thing and impress my friends and colleagues.
Impress might be the wrong word...anyway.
I also wear it to work out, well, run (walk). I did so tonight.
It was dusk, 9ish, and I was running against traffic (on the sidewalk) in my neighborhood. As a car approached, I took my eyes off the ground to observe the car...when I tripped, fell on my hands and rolled over. Like an idiot.
Not like the Sofa King Cool dude...at all. I wish I had a picture then I could start a website of people wearing "cool" clothes and doing something completely stupid.
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